Search
 


Advanced Search
 
Entire Site

Goofball Login

Cookies must be
enabled to log in

Username:

Password:

Remember Me?

»Preview
» Why Register?
»Register Now!
» Renew Now!
» Who's Online Now
» Log In Trouble?

 

Assorted Goofiness
BakerMedia
College Humor
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter

George W. Bush
 
"Whether they be Christian, Jew, or Muslim, or Hindu, people have heard the universal call to love a neighbor just like they'd like to be called themselves." - Washington, Oct. 8, 2003
 
 

Random Quote
 
"If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a noose around your neck?"
— Linda Ellerbee
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#49 Despite its hump...camel's have a straight spine.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
... is so fat, When she's in a jacuzzi, she makes her own gravy!
 
 

One Liners
 
Q. What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
A. Christopher Walken
 
 


My First Personal

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 11/21/2000
 
Save article to file cabinet Send to a Friend Print this out

This is the first personal I ever submitted to the newspapers. I am still getting calls.

My First Personal

Click here to send this picture to your phone

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?

Related Links
  • Personal Account: Man Versus Mower
  • Personal Account: Why Kids Leave the Farm
  • Personal Account: Compacted Ignorance
  • Sayings that should be on buttons...
  • The Workout
  • Packing the Wardrobe
  • White House Internship Application
  • Thoughtful Sarcasms for the Thoughtless...
  • 10 Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
  • Federal Employee Evaluations
  • Dilbert's Words of Wisdom
  • Dilbert's Words of Wisdom
  • Dilbert's Words of Wisdom
  • Morgue Worker Charged With Photographing Body of Woman
  • This is a bust!
  • If Elected, She'll Pose Nude
  • E-porn was a full-time job
  • An FAQ for the ladies
  • An FAQ for the ladies
  • Fashion Extra: The Scottish Kilt Gets a Makeover

  • More Photos...

     

    Search
     


    Advanced Search
     
    This Section

    ARTICLE FORUM LIST  

    You must register to participate in this discussion.
    lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (08.16.2003 8:26:38 PM EST)

    now thats cool

    Yo...Robby??? (1 reply)
    started by luvly1
    (11.22.2000 0:48:57 AM EST)

    Yo,...Robby...you Noxious, prohibited and noxious weed,....Have you been tapping my filles?....I have all of these!.....Guess I"ll send some of mine!,....Antone can use them! If I make someone laugh,...i'm a better person!...
    Luv,
    The,
    luvly1

    beautiful (0 replies)
    started by cartocillion
    (11.21.2000 11:54:21 AM EST)

    if you get an answer i think id be interested in her too.

    Don't worry PK (0 replies)
    started by Hannes
    (11.21.2000 10:30:45 AM EST)

    You can have *my* number instead. :^)

    What's the number? (3 replies)
    started by MissPK
    (11.21.2000 7:53:26 AM EST)

    Describes me perfectly! ;-)

    *wink,giggle,blush*

    And this one is mine... (1 reply)
    started by Cristina78
    (11.21.2000 3:15:35 AM EST)

    Single female seeks male supermodel who owns a Porsche 911 Turbo with manual gearbox and likes to have sex anytime and anywhere. Access to free concert tickets a plus, and having an open minded twin brother a must.

    "People have the right to be stupid, but some abuse that privilege"
    LMAO!!! (0 replies)
    started by mizike
    (11.21.2000 1:58:47 AM EST)

    I love that shit!!!

    haha, that's funny (0 replies)
    started by SuicideKing
    (11.21.2000 1:57:59 AM EST)

    I shit the bed at night while molesting the dolls and beating my invisible sister Bruce

    §üΩïЀKìñG
    In case of emergency break glass with face

    This ad.... (0 replies)
    started by NakedCanuck
    (11.21.2000 1:31:31 AM EST)


    ...always works. Trust me. 8)

    The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

    first (0 replies)  
    started by jerryh3
    (11.21.2000 0:04:13 AM EST)

    yeah

    Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.


    Most Recent
    Your Parents Hate You
    Or at least you are not their favorite son. ...
    10.07.2008

    Moon Pictures
    Just being creative with it. ...
    10.06.2008

    Just A Summer Pic
    Because we all like summer pics. Do we not. ...
    10.05.2008

    Truth In Advertising
    Didn't you often feel disillusioned when as a kid ...
    10.04.2008

    Rate This!

    3.40 Goofballs of 5
    47 Viewer(s) rated

    Rating the content is for registered users only.

    Section Features
  • Top Ranked Items
  • One Year Ago
    For The Ladies
    Very easy puzzle, even the blonde's will figure it ...
    10.07.2007

    Hillary
    Never trust that smile ...
    10.06.2007

    We're Here
    O.K. Honey! We're here! You can come out now ...
    10.05.2007

    Goodbye Summer
    As we say goodbye to summer, enjoy these knockers.
    10.04.2007

    Two Years Ago
    2005 Safety At Work Award
    Other than if they stain the shirt with that it won't ...
    10.07.2006

    Neighborhood Dispute
    This is a true story; it happened in Utah and was ...
    10.06.2006

    What Kind Of Bus?
    Oh, now I understand. It's not really a bus, they're ...
    10.06.2006

    Walking On Water
    Now wouldn't dear old Esther Williams be proud? ...
    10.05.2006

    Lookie Here!
    The Spy Who Shagged Me

    Goofball Facts
     
    Food can only be tasted if it is mixed with saliva.