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lmfao
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bigjohn2
(08.16.2003 8:32:06 PM EST)
good one hes a dork
Bubba
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luvly1
(11.22.2000 0:42:51 AM EST)
YOOOOOOOOOOO...Bubba...Pathetic!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Luvly1
Johnny, they do have handheld spell checkers....
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started by
SuicideKing
(11.21.2000 1:55:29 AM EST)
I have one I got as a gift a long time ago...I never make spelling mistakes anyways though, I don't even run spell checks on my papers I type :)
ha
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Anonymous Goofball
(11.20.2000 9:16:48 PM EST)
needs to go back to school.
Kaptain Aype
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KaptainAype
(11.20.2000 8:42:01 PM EST)
Gambling is the easiest way to win/lose money on the planet. Sure beats reeding, riteing, and arithmatecs.
-=KaP'N AyPe=-
You Filthy Ape Ass Bitch!!!
<^>(0¿o)<^>
SAY NO TO PIRATES!!!
Well...
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Hannes
(11.19.2000 3:56:14 AM EST)
That's a lot of effort for a spelling flame. :^)
what a..
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started by
mizike
(11.19.2000 1:12:11 AM EST)
dumb fuck!!!! LOL!!!
hahaha
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started by
brucewolcott
(11.19.2000 0:18:11 AM EST)
arithetic?? 100 dollars says hes a real teacher!!!!!!!!!!!
thumbs up :Þ
ANOTHER OLD ONE
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  started by
donut38
(11.19.2000 0:04:15 AM EST)
IF YOUR GOING TO MAKE AN ASS OUT OF YOUR SELF THATS THE WAY TO DO IT
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