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Learning To Count

By: RogerPublished: 12/22/2000
 
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Those Geneva grads are real geniuses, aren't they? I hear the editor of the school paper flunked General Math this year.

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    well (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (08.16.2003 9:10:23 PM EST)

    ok

    Dumb ass (2 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (12.22.2000 7:17:46 PM EST)

    Two of them are teachers you stupid fuckers

    hmmm (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (12.22.2000 6:35:10 PM EST)

    that one took me a second.at first i was looking at it and i didn't c a problem but then when i counted them,WOW,thats when the fun started.

    It's actually quite simple (3 replies)
    started by mizike
    (12.22.2000 6:16:41 PM EST)

    According to the New World Order Math Assosiation, when you take 12 students in a top ten list, you have to take into consideration the amount of students in attendance that school year. When you get that total, take the total number and multiply by 4. Take that number, and divide by 3.5. When finished, add the time and temperture and divide by the largest breast measurement present on the scene. It's that easy. Here's the actual diagram:

    (12+834)x4/3.5+10:45+72/35c=356.32

    See? Was that as hard as it looked? Of course it was...

    hokd on math wurks! (0 replies)
    started by vbeyond
    (12.22.2000 3:35:34 PM EST)

    hmm...top 10 & there are 12 pepole...must be the metric system or somthing...damn that new world math!

    the way I read it. (0 replies)
    started by JohnnyKatoom
    (12.22.2000 12:11:18 PM EST)

    The text refers to 10 students. At first I thought it was the top 10%, but after reading everything I conclude that they are surely refering to 10 people. Must have been a tie.

    HEY (0 replies)
    started by DARKOVERLORD
    (12.22.2000 9:47:16 AM EST)

    Maybe they could get algoreya to recount them over and over again.

    TRESPASSER'S WILL BE SHOT!! SURVIVOR'S WILL BE SHOT AGAIN!!!

    Dumbasses (1 reply)
    started by ibanezboogie
    (12.22.2000 3:38:41 AM EST)

    and incase you missed it, the "Top Ten" refers to the Top 10th percentile of thier class.... not the top 10 students. Morons find humor in things they can't comprehend

    HAHAHAHAHAH (0 replies)
    started by oxbrain
    (12.22.2000 2:44:52 AM EST)

    incase you miss it, there are 12 of the top ten grads standing there...
    thats fucking funny

    "They just fuck you and they fuck you and they fuck you some more. And just when you think they're done fucking you, that's when the real fucking starts"

    WHAT THE HELL (0 replies)  
    started by donut38
    (12.22.2000 0:06:47 AM EST)

    THEY LOOK LIKE THEY ARE IN JAIL AND UGLY TOO

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