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Working Hard

By: RogerPublished: 12/28/2000
 
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Damn, do they ever let those guards take a break?

Working Hard

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    lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (08.16.2003 9:04:36 PM EST)

    get up man

    The best part (0 replies)
    started by DARKOVERLORD
    (12.30.2000 12:38:02 PM EST)

    is no one is even looking to see if he's ok.

    TRESPASSER'S WILL BE SHOT!! SURVIVOR'S WILL BE SHOT AGAIN!!!

    This Happens.... (0 replies)
    started by toadwart
    (12.29.2000 3:18:07 AM EST)

    I was on a drill team in HS and this actually happened to a couple people. It happenes when you lock your knees for long periods of time. Your legs fall asleep and give up at the same time. It's funny as hell to see someone fall backwards uncontrollably like that.

    Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness, who put bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter. Woe to those who are wise in their own eyes and clever in their own sight.

    This Happens.... (1 reply)
    started by toadwart
    (12.29.2000 3:13:32 AM EST)

    I was on a drill team in HS and this actually happened to a couple people. It happenes when you lock your knees for long periods of time. Your legs fall asleep and give up at the same time. It's funny as hell to see someone fall backwards uncontrollably like that.

    Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness, who put bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter. Woe to those who are wise in their own eyes and clever in their own sight.

    hmmmm (0 replies)
    started by jamis100
    (12.28.2000 4:51:15 PM EST)

    if the pic is real, I think he fell asleep. You can see he's on his back, so I think he fell asleep and fell back.

    Tequila! Have you paid homage to the porcelain god lately?

    i wish... (0 replies)
    started by jci986
    (12.28.2000 1:07:14 PM EST)

    i could have been there when that happend.

    what the hell (2 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (12.28.2000 12:53:52 PM EST)

    is wrong with this guy.i wanna know if he's asleep,dead,or he just fell.

    LMAO (0 replies)
    started by BriRedfern
    (12.28.2000 10:20:41 AM EST)

    That is f-ing priceless Rog. Good one.

    damm (0 replies)
    started by hellmo51
    (12.28.2000 8:50:53 AM EST)

    bitich wake up

    HELLMO51

    Too much head!!! (0 replies)
    started by sherilynsutton
    (12.28.2000 0:22:18 AM EST)

    I really didn't think that too much head could be a problem, but apparently this little red soldier needs a rest...

    First (0 replies)  
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (12.28.2000 0:04:33 AM EST)

    :-P

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