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High Performance Antifriction Freak Additive
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started by
Freakoil
(01.03.2001 5:24:22 PM EST)
Friction is the number one cause of failure in performance
oriented freaks. Protect your freaky girlfriends and wives.
Good in all climates, and in all driving conditions.
This just makes sense: at the rate they put these places up, some are bound to fail.
The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
yeah it says
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started by
SuicideKing
(01.02.2001 3:10:19 AM EST)
hel p
I've fallen a ndI can't get up
and yes I made it with typos on purpose to show the spacing
and if you put that all together nicely with the little logic center of your puny brain lobes, you get Help I've fallen and I can't get up.
now give me a cookie
First
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started by
estoude1
(01.01.2001 11:57:11 PM EST)
Uh... okay...
Meddle not in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy, and taste like chicken.
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