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I would only hope...
(1 reply)
started by
MissPK
(01.12.2001 3:48:25 PM EST)
That oral sex is not a part of this honeymoon, what a shame. Unless of course they are into pain...
*wink,giggle,blush*
this is
(0 replies)
started by
jci986
(01.12.2001 3:48:08 PM EST)
lame
Black Seeds of Vengeance
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started by
barnyardstyle
(01.12.2001 11:20:40 AM EST)
The scourge of Amalek is upon you
The seed of Amu hath oppressed you
They hath urinated upon you
And made you to eat feces
They know not Ra
They are the enemies of Asar
They hath defiled your tombs
Violated your women
And made victims of your little ones
They hath befouled the writings of Thoth
They hath burned sacred papyri
They hath cracked open your heads
Smashed your teeth and gouged out your eyes
They hacked off your limbs
And thrown your mutilated bodies
Towards the Heavens mocking Ra
Let not their seed multiply among you
Honour not their wretched little Gods
Crawl not on your bellies before them
War shall you make upon them
Plague and pestilence shall you call down upon them
You must destroy their seed utterly
You shall gash them with flints
You shall gore them with sticks
Hack off their testicles
And cut their phalluses to pieces
Suffer none of them to live
Dismemberment and slaughter shall you perform on them
The mighty Sekhmet will devour them
The chain of Sut is around their neck
Horus hammereth them
Nepthys hacketh them to bits
The eye of Ra eateth into their faces
Their carcasses will be consumed in the desert
The seed of Amu will perish utterly
Their filth shall never breed among you again
We shall blot out the rememberance of Amalek
From under the sky
I'm gonna give luggage
(2 replies)
started by
willard
(01.12.2001 1:09:37 AM EST)
for a wedding gift... probably their second cousin twice removed.
Cheers! ~:-)
I dont get it..
(1 reply)
started by
Logan17
(01.12.2001 0:22:11 AM EST)
I see this brand new picture, and I am the first person to vote. Yay, and usually when I see 'be the first to vote' I think I'll also be the first to post. Instead we got these assholes who post and dont vote. Vote then post, annoying biotches.
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