"A free, peaceful Zimbabwe has got the capacity to deliver a lot of goods and services which are needed on this continent in order to help aleve suffering." —Bush, making a plug for "Aleve" pain reliever in speaking about alleviating suffering in Africa Source: The White House, "President Bush Discusses U.S.-Africa Partnership from South Africa, Press Availability with President Bush and President Mbeki of South Africa," July 9, 2003
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#159 The first TV show ever to be put into reruns was "The Lone Ranger".
Yo Mama ...
is so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
One Liners
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Weight Profiling
By: Anonymous
Published: 01/13/2001
I think this town needs Reverend Al Sharpton to stick up for the fat women's right to drive.
It's about time!
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started by
DeadManWalking
(01.13.2001 0:23:33 AM EST)
I'm glad something is finaly being done about the fat chick problem in this country.
I yam what I yam!
First
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started by
estoude1
(01.13.2001 0:07:40 AM EST)
I like it...
Meddle not in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy, and taste like chicken.
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