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Damn It's Hot!

By: RogerPublished: 01/14/2001
 
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The water's so hot you could fry an egg on that lake.

Damn It's Hot!

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    call (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (08.16.2003 10:06:09 PM EST)

    me crazy but this is stupid....lmfao

    must've been a pterodatcyl... (0 replies)
    started by spankboy
    (01.20.2001 7:52:15 AM EST)

    cheeseball's comment was funnier than the picture

    An orgasm will cure a headache. Take two. I recommend 'extra strength.'

    It's Humpty (0 replies)
    started by RoosterCogburn
    (01.18.2001 1:08:13 AM EST)

    off the wall and into the river. I knew there was more to that story.

    IF THAT THE EGG (0 replies)
    started by donut38
    (01.15.2001 3:50:43 PM EST)

    I WOULDN`T WANT TO RUN INTO THE CHICKEN THAT LAID IT

    DO THEY MAKE TOAST THAT BIG ???

    hmm.... (0 replies)
    started by Waymon38
    (01.14.2001 10:33:51 PM EST)

    Sunny side up!=)

    I'm nicer than you are.

    Honey, did you fart? (0 replies)
    started by cheeseball
    (01.14.2001 5:51:58 PM EST)

    Oh, nevermind. It must be that big egg floating in the water. But, damn, it sure does smell like one of your paint-peeling doozys.


    Farter knows best.

    hahaha (0 replies)
    started by jci986
    (01.14.2001 10:13:11 AM EST)

    that was lame

    Too Hot... (0 replies)
    started by dave3236
    (01.14.2001 0:13:50 AM EST)

    I wouldn't want my eggs in that water either.

    SUPERDAVE

    EGG AND WATER (0 replies)
    started by donut38
    (01.14.2001 0:08:08 AM EST)

    I THINK YOU MEAN POACHED EGGS

    First (0 replies)  
    started by estoude1
    (01.14.2001 0:04:53 AM EST)

    Goofy...

    Meddle not in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy, and taste like chicken.

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