"My pan plays down an unprecedented amount of our national debt." -George W. Bush, in his budget address to Congress, Feb. 27, 2001
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"If we can keep those (points and yards) numbers up and Sebastian Janikowski's blood-alcohol level down, we have a chance to be special." — Oakland Raiders coach Bill Callahan
Snapple Facts
#17 A hummingbird weighs less then a penny.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, She uses a basketball as a hackey sack!
One Liners
Q. Where does virgin wool come from? A. Ugly sheep.
Miss PK
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started by
goldenhusky
(01.17.2001 6:44:30 PM EST)
It's up, so what are you going to do with your mouth?
Proud to be an American!
what the fuck?
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started by
wickedcircusfreak
(01.17.2001 3:07:56 PM EST)
There would be no point whatsoever of bondaging her if you are going to cover up the only two cavities that are worthwhile.
I could ...
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started by
MissPK
(01.17.2001 8:17:00 AM EST)
...go being wrapped up in Saran Wrap, but the Duct tape over the mouth has to go. Sorry but I like my mouth free for whatever might "come up" :-)
*wink,giggle,blush*
First
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started by
estoude1
(01.17.2001 0:07:27 AM EST)
So, what's the problem? Never looked better... =0)
Meddle not in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy, and taste like chicken.
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