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uh
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bigjohn2
(08.16.2003 9:59:45 PM EST)
ok
Delivery for Madonna...
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beckdaddy
(02.06.2001 4:01:00 AM EST)
We couldn't find a plain brown wrapper big enough, but here's your new toy!!!
Beckdaddy out.
guys house
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started by
kellicam
(01.21.2001 1:54:58 PM EST)
Haven't any of you heard about the guy that bought a plane and is now redoing it to live in? He has a web site that you can see pix of his progress. It is actually pretty cool. The guy is weird, but the idea isn't bad.
not a fake
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wizardjm
(01.21.2001 10:00:56 AM EST)
And only the road is "messed up" Look to the left of the road, nothing else is messed up
Idiot
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jon111
(01.19.2001 8:40:47 PM EST)
The white lines don't line up because there is a hill there and the tail is not perfectly sheered off there is a tear in the hull all the way up to the passenger area. take a closer look moron.
what a fake
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kulprit
(01.19.2001 7:11:40 PM EST)
look at the picture. it's obviosly a fake. look at the road behind the plane. the white lines don't match up. and look at the tail.....the part that the submitter wanted us to look at. have you ever seen a plane crash where the tail was cut off prefectly even? it's a fake
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Thats what i call a moble home!
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wizardjm
(01.19.2001 4:10:33 PM EST)
It looks like its being towed onto a plot of land to be converted into a house, Smart Rednecks!
nice
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started by
jci986
(01.19.2001 3:36:23 PM EST)
i would have loved to have been there when that happend
Mile High..
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dave3236
(01.19.2001 0:57:48 AM EST)
Even the Mile High Club jet needs to be scrubbed out once in awhile. Remember it's better to fly united.
....We can drive 'er there twice as fast with THIS puppy!
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estoude1
(01.19.2001 0:05:05 AM EST)
Siiiideways....
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