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Drunken Kids Crossing
By: Anonymous
Published: 01/23/2001
This new roadsign can be found on campuses across the country.
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well
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started by
bigjohn2
(08.16.2003 9:56:20 PM EST)
stupid
Miss PK
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started by
birdman
(01.24.2001 6:52:19 PM EST)
I think I was at that party!!
I was trying to help a young lady look for her panties and the next thing you know.........
ok
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started by
jci986
(01.23.2001 2:51:55 PM EST)
more than i needed to know
You Want Details?
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started by
MissPK
(01.23.2001 9:18:10 AM EST)
Well OK, if you insist:-)...During a Party I was attending while in high school (legal but barely, for all you pervs) I drank just a little too much Fair Punch. Somehow in the process of crawling around on the floor in my cheerleading skirt and searching for my missing panties I learned the true meaning of "Men can be such dogs" *Wooooooooooof, Aroooooooo* ;-)Hahaha!
*wink,giggle,blush*
The trouble is...
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started by
RoosterCogburn
(01.23.2001 9:09:14 AM EST)
...there are drunken people driving. Let the insurance company figure that one out.
This Explains...
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started by
MissPK
(01.23.2001 8:53:54 AM EST)
...My first "doggie style" experience! ;-)
*wink,giggle,blush*
Does
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started by
thelizard
(01.23.2001 8:44:48 AM EST)
Does he need a napkin ?
IS IT ME OR DOES THAT SIGN APPEAR TO BE ON THE ROOF OF SOMEPLACE???? CHECK THE SHINGLES OUT
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