"One of the interesting initiatives we've taken in Washington, D.C., is we've got these vampire-busting devices. A vampire is a - a cell deal you can plug in the wall to charge your cell phone." - Denver, CO. Aug. 14, 2001
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is so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
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Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A: The porcupine has pricks on the outside.
The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
notce
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paparoach1
(02.06.2001 12:48:22 PM EST)
elephant has on pants
We're going to infest
I'm just trying to figure out
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RoosterCogburn
(02.06.2001 10:41:51 AM EST)
What MAN would buy an umbrella that the one that guy has. I surely wouldn't want to hang on a rack in the pool hall, or take a stroll with it through the hood.
Daddy Bear
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nakeddancer
(02.06.2001 8:44:09 AM EST)
I knew there was a reason I was attracted to you so much. If that is true then you can give me that big bear hug, Hmmmmm, if I can get close enough that is.
President, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists
Mr. Anonymous
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started by
beardaddy
(02.06.2001 0:04:59 AM EST)
that looks like me when I forget to zip up my fly.
Do you want a hug from Daddy Bear?
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