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Please Don't Tell My Mommy

By: AnonymousPublished: 01/28/2001
 
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She'd kill me if she knew I was wearing her favorite full length pink negligee.

Please Don't Tell My Mommy

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    fag (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (08.16.2003 9:50:16 PM EST)

    I say hes a fag

    whateva (0 replies)
    started by bernice
    (02.01.2001 10:39:40 PM EST)

    you look stink

    very cute (0 replies)
    started by cwickman41
    (01.30.2001 8:07:51 PM EST)

    this guy needs to work the farmers tan on his arms before the prom though

    Please Mistress (0 replies)
    started by Claudia
    (01.30.2001 12:47:10 PM EST)

    Whip me, i've been so naughty!!!!

    I want to open a bar, call it "Liquor in the Front, Poker in the Rear"

    Ever wonder (0 replies)
    started by RoosterCogburn
    (01.30.2001 8:32:53 AM EST)

    what happened 5 minutes after this picture was taken. I bet she had him tied to the bed post and was whipping him for all she was worth.

    He,She,It........... (0 replies)
    started by dave3236
    (01.29.2001 6:17:31 AM EST)

    Kermit's prom date.

    Superdave

    that dude would be popular in prison (0 replies)
    started by barnyardstyle
    (01.28.2001 9:59:09 PM EST)

    REAL popular. haha

    look! (0 replies)
    started by jci986
    (01.28.2001 11:56:01 AM EST)

    its rogers brother

    Before Sonny met Cher (0 replies)
    started by cheeseball
    (01.28.2001 10:50:45 AM EST)

    He sang both male and female parts of "I've Got You Babe" and "The Beat Goes On".

    Okay... (0 replies)
    started by OliverClozoff
    (01.28.2001 3:00:50 AM EST)


    ...whose face will get pasted on this wack-job. Not mine, I hope...



    President, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists

    hmmmm (0 replies)
    started by SuicideKing
    (01.28.2001 1:27:24 AM EST)

    I'll see estoude's da hayull is that, and raise him to a da fuck is that? lmao


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    Killers are silent

    HE LOST THE BET (0 replies)
    started by donut38
    (01.28.2001 0:08:41 AM EST)

    FOR SURE

    Alllllriiighty (0 replies)
    started by showboat
    (01.28.2001 0:04:23 AM EST)

    My Gf would love to dress me up like that on Halloween.
    This picture is prettty lame

    NudistLover

    First (0 replies)  
    started by estoude1
    (01.28.2001 0:03:13 AM EST)

    Da hayull is that?

    Meddle not in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy, and taste like chicken.

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