"I think that freedom is a powerful incentive. And I am—I believe that someday freedom will prevail everywhere, because freedom is a powerful drive for people to—and it's the beginnings of people expressing themselves toward a free Iran, which I think is positive." —Bush, on recent protests in Iran Source: The White House, "President Believes Peace in Middle East is Achievable: Remarks by the President to the Travel Pool," June 15, 2003
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so ugly she wore a pork chop to get the dog to play.
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Q: What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull? A: Lipstick.
You know
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Roger
(02.06.2001 9:39:16 PM EST)
I bet it's locked.
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shhh
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started by
StreetImperial
(02.04.2001 10:25:27 PM EST)
shhhh, everybody get down, the bill collector is at the door.
It's a beautiful day...now watch some asshole go fuck it up.
Dammit I want a playstation 2!!!
OSHA Fine Coming
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started by
beckdaddy
(02.03.2001 1:41:27 AM EST)
Don't they require a lighted sign over all exits? I smell a fine coming.
Beckdaddy out.
dumb
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Menace420
(02.02.2001 7:39:31 PM EST)
dumb pic
efrewfew
hello....
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buzzingparsley
(02.02.2001 2:44:33 PM EST)
Is it just me or do you guys feel a draft??????
Well if it isnt one big hearty bowl of wong tong soup, then it must be chicken noodle...
csanford
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BearDaddy
(02.02.2001 2:39:53 PM EST)
would probably complain because the door was locked.
"I hate C. Sanford, he is nothing but dirt and excrement. If this person wants to be here then let him post his picture here so everyone can see what a shit he really is."
I notice
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RoosterCogburn
(02.02.2001 9:46:23 AM EST)
it wouldn't be hard sneaking into that place.
Next they'll be showing us the stairway to heaven.
The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
First
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estoude1
(02.02.2001 0:00:53 AM EST)
Must be from a government office.
Meddle not in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy, and taste like chicken.
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