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Eat Your Wheaties

By: RogerPublished: 01/09/2001
 
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    bORING (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (02.07.2001 11:38:27 AM EST)

    tHAT IS A STUPID PIC!!!

    Boring (0 replies)
    started by remsig
    (01.09.2001 4:33:37 PM EST)

    >>>>>>>BORING>>>>>>>>>>

    gay (0 replies)
    started by jci986
    (01.09.2001 2:50:40 PM EST)

    that was lame

    He is a champion... (0 replies)
    started by lulu
    (01.09.2001 8:55:26 AM EST)

    ...at the tequila nap.

    But wait, maybe some of those vegetables were bad, and he isn't sleeping?

    That's Funny (0 replies)
    started by thelizard
    (01.09.2001 8:11:07 AM EST)

    Mmmmmm, Funny !!!

    Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!

    Okay Rog.... (0 replies)
    started by luvly1
    (01.09.2001 0:35:29 AM EST)

    Okay...I'll give you that 1!...Pretty darned good!

    Hey Man..... (0 replies)
    started by dave3236
    (01.09.2001 0:26:45 AM EST)

    GOT MILK?

    SUPERDAVE

    HE MIGHT BE HOME LESS (0 replies)
    started by donut38
    (01.09.2001 0:25:19 AM EST)

    BUT AT LEAST HE IS EATING GOOD

    First (0 replies)  
    started by estoude1
    (01.08.2001 11:55:25 PM EST)

    Okay.. I get it...

    Meddle not in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy, and taste like chicken.

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