Sobriety Test
By: Roger	Published: 02/01/2001
I thought you had to touch your nose during a sobriety test, not your toes. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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heehehehehehe (0 replies) started by bigjohn2 (08.19.2003 8:36:27 PM EST) pretty good

If I was in law enforcement, (0 replies) started by DaveMan (02.02.2001 4:17:16 PM EST) I think that's how I'd handle it! And for the touching they're nose part, they could touch their "toes" to my nose!!! Heeheehee ;^) P.S. Great photo, Roger! :^) "And the first one said to the second one there, I hope you're having fun!"

now lets see..... (0 replies) started by buzzingparsley (02.02.2001 2:46:43 PM EST) Ill take the pussy on the far left..... no make that the far right Well if it isnt one big hearty bowl of wong tong soup, then it must be chicken noodle...

very good ladies (0 replies) started by RoosterCogburn (02.02.2001 9:43:54 AM EST) now come here and suck on this breathalyzer tube.

no way these are women (0 replies) started by cwickman41 (02.02.2001 2:42:25 AM EST) if these are women, i'm gonna get them to play on my pick-up league basketball team because their calves are bigger than my head.

Yes I have been asked... (1 reply) started by MissPK (02.01.2001 8:05:15 AM EST) ...to touch my toes, but it was when I was pulled over for speeding. The officer said something about wanting to see just how "fast" I really am. I still don't get it, wouldn't that make me really, really slow? :-) Hahaha! *wink,giggle,blush*

Why?? (0 replies) started by drkangel18 (02.01.2001 1:50:35 AM EST) That is gross, why do people insist on making asses of themselves =)

Yuck! (0 replies) started by Cristina78 (02.01.2001 0:12:15 AM EST) There's a man on that group of people "People have the right to be stupid, but some abuse that privilege"

First (0 replies)   started by estoude1 (02.01.2001 0:03:00 AM EST) If I were intended to touch my toes, they'd be on my knees. Meddle not in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy, and taste like chicken.

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