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    Cartman's Stogie

    By: Vette082Published: 02/26/2001
     
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    Cartman enjoying a fine Cuban.

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    started by bigjohn2
    (08.19.2003 8:16:22 PM EST)

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    I don't smoke... (1 reply)
    started by MissPK
    (02.27.2001 9:38:21 AM EST)

    ...but I enjoy a fine "Cuban" once in a while.

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    Didn't you hear Clinton's anti-smoking slogan? "Don't put that cigar in your mouth. You don't know where it's been!"

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