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I agree
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bigjohn2
(08.21.2003 8:46:14 PM EST)
adult.....
Tub of shit
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adult
(03.16.2001 9:46:07 PM EST)
You are sooo wise. How is your portfolio, faggot? Bush is running this economy into the ground. 8 years of prosperity, shot to hell. Thanks rednecks, hope you are happy.
sparky
It ain't Monica or Hillary...
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tub
(03.15.2001 11:04:49 AM EST)
Well the woman sure is hell ain't Monica Lewinsky....WAY TOO THIN!!!
And Hillary doesn't go anywhere near dicks....she's a carpet muncher!
"I was cuttin' the rug at a place called the Jug with a girl named Linda Lou, when in walked a man with a gun in his hand and he was lookin' for a you know who"
Hey Genius
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Anonymous Goofball
(03.13.2001 12:14:44 PM EST)
Franklin mint doesn't make state quarters. Only toy cars and comemorative coins that aren't worth piddly crap
I'll be darned
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tjshere
(03.13.2001 9:08:21 AM EST)
If that's Hillary, she sure had a nicer butt back in those days. I like her this way, she can't speak. Hehehehe.
I still live my life in the fast lane.........I just get run over a lot more often now.
IM FIRST
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cncturnit
(03.13.2001 0:18:22 AM EST)
AGAIN!
BLOW ME!
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