"I want it to be said that the Bush administration was a results-oriented administration, because I believe the results of focusing our attention and energy on teaching children to read and having an education system that's responsive to the child and to the parents, as opposed to mired in a system that refuses to change, will make America what we want it to be - a literate country and a hopefuller country." - Washington, D.C., Jan. 11, 2001
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Yo Mama ...
is so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
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Yo Mama...
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sal1981
(04.24.2001 8:42:09 AM EST)
is so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Playing FPS, RTS, RPG or just PBG. It just ainīt the same as playing Monopoly
don't worry Bill....
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willard
(04.23.2001 8:17:26 PM EST)
your only worth $56 Billion or so. Life sucks eh? I'm sure PortaJon wishes he had .0000001% of that.
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
Who is this basterd
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started by
sted5
(04.23.2001 7:17:49 PM EST)
Bill gates anyway!!! I think he's a alian.
me again
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Anonymous Goofball
(04.23.2001 6:38:06 PM EST)
Yo Mama ...
is so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Man..
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started by
leadj
(04.23.2001 1:34:42 PM EST)
I like Regis but man, not gates....NOOOOOOOOOO.
1st
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saab9000
(04.23.2001 0:49:35 AM EST)
1st
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