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Private Property

By: HHBPublished: 05/13/2001
 
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At least they are flexible -- show your private parts to get on private property. Sounds fair.

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    yeah (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (08.21.2003 10:02:36 PM EST)

    big boobs will get you places...lmfao

    Wow (0 replies)
    started by sal1981
    (05.27.2001 0:05:35 AM EST)

    I guess now we're gonna see all those fucking stupid signs, like "Don't come a'knocking when the car a'rocking" sings, huh?

    Slayer - I hate You

    Playing FPS, RTS, RPG or just PBG. It just ainīt the same as playing Monopoly

    Uhmm (0 replies)
    started by leadj
    (05.14.2001 1:45:07 AM EST)

    funny

    Bessie the cow says... (0 replies)
    started by willi
    (05.13.2001 8:03:40 PM EST)

    that's udderly ridiculous!

    If you don't like me on your property, then CHEW MY CUD!

    I suppose (0 replies)
    started by nakeddancer
    (05.13.2001 5:21:03 PM EST)

    that means it's alright for me to cum on the property.

    LMAO! (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (05.13.2001 12:16:24 PM EST)

    Who wouldn't want one of those for their front yard? This is a crack up, HHB. Good job, thanks.


    I still live my life in the fast lane.........I just get run over a lot more often now.
    i wonder if this applies to (0 replies)
    started by paparoach1
    (05.13.2001 10:57:30 AM EST)

    really fat guys...or women for that matter

    We're going to infest

    Yep ! (0 replies)
    started by sted5
    (05.13.2001 5:58:56 AM EST)

    Sounds fair-enough to me.

    First (0 replies)  
    started by estoude1
    (05.13.2001 0:01:43 AM EST)

    Hey! At least you were warned.

    Meddle not in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy, and taste like chicken.

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