"A year ago, I did give the speech from the carrier, saying that we had achieved an important objective, that we'd accomplished a mission, which was the removal of Saddam Hussein. And as a result, there are no longer torture chambers or rape rooms or mass graves in Iraq." —Bush, remarks in the Rose Garden, April 30, 2004
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"Public speaking is very easy." — Senator Dan Quayle to reporters in 10/88
Snapple Facts
#150 The first sport to be filmed was boxing in 1894.
Yo Mama ...
is like a bus: Guys climb on and off her all day long.
One Liners
Q: How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a light bulb? A: You don't know, maaan! You weren't there!
A blonde will use this pencil just like she would any other hard, straight object....
The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
Darn it!
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started by
MissPK
(05.29.2001 9:33:05 AM EST)
I knew I should have patented it! Now I will try and invent something to correct errors and I think I'll name it "blonde-out" or "white-out" or something like that! :-)
*wink,giggle,blush*
hmm
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started by
SuicideKing
(05.29.2001 2:09:49 AM EST)
all error correction, no writing..heh...hmm...dumb
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