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NOW THATS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT
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bigswifty
(06.14.2001 9:38:09 PM EST)
This is where I usually go on my first dates!! I always take two girls out at once---that way no one has to walk home alone!
REMEMBER, IT'S ONLY KINKY THE FIRST TIME!!!
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started by
BriRedfern
(06.11.2001 9:57:32 AM EST)
And the ladies usually end up crying before I'm through.....
BWAHAHAHAHA
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  started by
oxbrain
(06.09.2001 0:40:52 AM EST)
I drive a geo storm...
"It ain't imoral if it's only oral"
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