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hahahahaha
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bigjohn2
(08.23.2003 11:46:42 PM EST)
damn some people think they are so special they can park anywhere they fell like...
Why would someone with a car....
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briredfern
(07.16.2001 1:55:01 AM EST)
Want to get on the subway so badly? Loks like a mystery only Cojak could solve.....
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Damn!
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kweenbee
(07.15.2001 12:20:33 PM EST)
That's an attention-getter!
Love the country, live to pee outside!
Sheeeetttt !!!!
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Sasksquatch
(07.15.2001 0:43:57 AM EST)
Anybody can be first now !
BORING !!!!
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