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Phone Shaver

By: RogerPublished: 07/20/2001
 
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What will they think up next.

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    lol (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (08.23.2003 11:39:06 PM EST)

    good one

    Norelcorola (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (07.21.2001 1:18:21 PM EST)

    Hahaha, this is pretty clever. Goofballs to the redneck.


    I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm better once than I ever was.
    Hahaha! (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (07.20.2001 11:14:59 AM EST)

    Give it to me! That'll be handy. I hate to shave.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    I can hear it now..... (0 replies)
    started by nakedcanuck
    (07.20.2001 10:24:21 AM EST)


    *Rinnng* "Hello?"
    BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

    The Naked Canuck
    Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
    Here's what they'll think up next... (0 replies)  
    started by briredfern
    (07.20.2001 9:36:34 AM EST)

    A fax machine that gives blow jobs. Maybe then I could get off this damn PC......

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