"So on behalf of a well-oiled unit of people who came together to serve something greater than themselves, congratulations." -George W. Bush, in remarks to the University of Nebraska women's volleyball team, the 2001 national champions, May 31, 2001
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lmfao
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started by
bigjohn2
(08.23.2003 11:27:31 PM EST)
good one
LMAO
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started by
frillylilly
(07.23.2003 4:07:07 PM EST)
that's hilarious...I have just e-mailed that to all the staff here.
I'm willing to bet...
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started by
hannes
(07.24.2001 5:41:56 AM EST)
...he wants to kill himself because
he can't get rid of that damn
paper clip.
Hope I'm not there, yet.
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started by
kweenbee
(07.23.2001 4:54:18 PM EST)
When I die, I want to be cremated, my wife to put me in her douche bag and run me through one more time!
Love the country, live to pee outside!
sounds like my wife
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started by
juniorsimms
(07.23.2001 0:32:44 AM EST)
she would be willing to assist me I'm sure of it.
When I die I want to be cremated and thrown in somebody's face.
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Love the country, live to pee outside!
