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lmfao
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bigjohn2
(08.23.2003 11:21:23 PM EST)
dig in fat boy
That's a true-life pic.
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kweenbee
(07.30.2001 7:28:18 PM EST)
Had a friend do that once. He drank all night. He actually passed out in a restaurant he and I went to and his face landed right in a plate of sausage and eggs.
You'd never know if this guy was wearing underwear....
The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
Coffee?
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thegrandpatron
(07.27.2001 7:30:50 AM EST)
This is how I feel before I have my Coffee.
Shit!!
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started by
sted5
(07.27.2001 0:45:00 AM EST)
Ive heard of feeding your face but this is not what I thought they ment.
been there
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juniorsimms
(07.27.2001 0:24:46 AM EST)
it was not a pretty sight.
When I die I want to be cremated and thrown in somebody's face.
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