"Redefining the role of the United States from enablers to keep the peace to enablers to keep the peace from peacekeepers is going to be an assignment." - Interview with the New York Times, Jan. 14, 2001 (Thanks to Rachael Contorer.)
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LMAO @ KB
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started by
roger
(08.06.2003 12:50:29 PM EST)
Yep, you been up too long KB
Thats whats great
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started by
bigswifty
(08.03.2001 7:46:50 AM EST)
about America, our ability to take things just one step further (than necessary).
When "Tickle-me Elmo's" are outlawed only outlaws will own Tickle-me Elmo's.
REMEMBER, IT'S ONLY KINKY THE FIRST TIME!!!
Hahaha!
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started by
sted5
(08.03.2001 1:32:51 AM EST)
My boy had one of those barney stuffed toys --- he drownd it in the bath - he was covered in purple dye when he got out of the bath, it took days to get off.
Rob, I'm Sorry!
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started by
kweenbee
(08.03.2001 0:16:39 AM EST)
I'm afraid I just don't get it. I guess I've just been up too long today.
Love the country, live to pee outside!
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Love the country, live to pee outside!
