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Freezer Shopping

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 09/06/2001
 
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This guy has exactly what I am looking for.

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    well (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (09.06.2003 11:37:08 PM EST)

    hell

    Hey Robnoxious? (0 replies)
    started by proverbialchump
    (09.06.2001 8:26:04 PM EST)

    Have you sold your tea pot, yet?

    Just kidding Mr.GB Business Man.

    Necrophiliac's heaven (0 replies)
    started by willi
    (09.06.2001 4:27:46 PM EST)

    Chill a Bud, chill your bud, and then let that motionless mattress, and for that matter, partner do the rest.

    Specially designed... (2 replies)
    started by misspk
    (09.06.2001 11:08:22 AM EST)

    For those men who like their women "frigid".

    *wink,giggle,blush* The epitome of your every dream I seem to be, for intangible fantasy...TLC

    Ah, yes.... (0 replies)
    started by nakedcanuck
    (09.06.2001 10:37:37 AM EST)


    Someone's bachelor days have just ended.

    The Naked Canuck
    Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
    and one gay says to the other (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (09.06.2001 7:38:40 AM EST)

    let's open up the deep freeze and have a couple of cool ones.

    hahahaha

    Rock on!! Orgasm Donor

    Circa 1992 (0 replies)
    started by malcom
    (09.06.2001 6:52:58 AM EST)

    Jeffrey Dahmer takes out his last ad.

    Bed, Beer ..... (0 replies)  
    started by marvin
    (09.06.2001 5:12:25 AM EST)

    and a place to chill out !


    Kiss My Ass !

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