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Thanks for telling us this BJ, 2 years after it was posted.. maybe they'll pull it now.
Keep those comments coming folks, you too could be a weener
this
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bigjohn2
(09.06.2003 11:33:13 PM EST)
sucks asswater
And while you're at it,
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started by
willi
(09.09.2001 8:50:59 PM EST)
take a sip of my sacrificial wine!
(mind you, keep it off your cloak 'cause it might leave a stain.)
But in the mean time...."What a funny hat you have Bishop".
Harry
Saugen Sie meine Pflaumen
???????
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tjshere
(09.09.2001 1:21:53 AM EST)
I suppose he's just kissing his ring or something, but this really looks like it should be in the uncensored section.
This is weird enough to rate some goofballs. ^5 PortaJon
I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm better once than I ever was.
You know, my son,
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willi
(09.09.2001 0:53:14 AM EST)
I prefer to call it a eucharistic feast!
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