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The Priesthood

By: PortaJonPublished: 09/09/2001
 
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The Catholic church really needs to look into a new advertising company.

The Priesthood

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    Thread comment award goes to: (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (09.09.2003 0:49:07 AM EST)


    bigjohn2 for his comment of:

    this
    sucks asswater.

    Thanks for telling us this BJ, 2 years after it was posted.. maybe they'll pull it now.


    Keep those comments coming folks, you too could be a weener

    this (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (09.06.2003 11:33:13 PM EST)

    sucks asswater

    And while you're at it, (0 replies)
    started by willi
    (09.09.2001 8:50:59 PM EST)

    take a sip of my sacrificial wine!
    (mind you, keep it off your cloak 'cause it might leave a stain.)

    Gotta be careful voting! (0 replies)
    started by garibaldi
    (09.09.2001 3:32:43 PM EST)

    I almost picked "This blows"! lol

    Damn! (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (09.09.2001 12:35:05 PM EST)

    Looks real enough for 5 goofballs from me.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    Would Be Altar Boys (1 reply)
    started by marvin
    (09.09.2001 8:43:39 AM EST)

    take note .... commit a mortal sin today !


    Kiss My Ass !

    Kiss the Ring Numnuts! (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (09.09.2001 7:24:21 AM EST)

    I thought you were suppose to Kiss the Pope Ring!

    His "Holiness" is looking for "His Hole in Les".

    I'd have plaenty to say..... (0 replies)
    started by harrymonkbubble
    (09.09.2001 6:06:18 AM EST)

    .....about this in the uncensored section.

    But in the mean time...."What a funny hat you have Bishop".

    Harry

    Saugen Sie meine Pflaumen

    ??????? (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (09.09.2001 1:21:53 AM EST)

    I suppose he's just kissing his ring or something, but this really looks like it should be in the uncensored section.

    This is weird enough to rate some goofballs. ^5 PortaJon


    I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm better once than I ever was.
    You know, my son, (0 replies)  
    started by willi
    (09.09.2001 0:53:14 AM EST)

    I prefer to call it a eucharistic feast!

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