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Dear Abby

By: SeaweedyPublished: 10/16/2001
 
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Dear Abby,

I met Laurie at a singles dance. I knew as soon as I looked at her that she was too young for me. I'm 54 and she's 32; 22 years my junior. But we got along so well that evening. She made me feel so comfortable in her presence. Our age difference didn't seem to matter to her.

Abby, I told her that I felt people staring at us. I figured they are probably wondering if I am her father. She thought I was being silly and said if I wanted to see her again she would be honored to go out with me.

We have been dating now for three months. I really like her and I think she likes me. Still, the problem is, everywhere we go I feel people watching us. Sometimes they just outright stare. Other times they give sideways glances. It is very annoying and I just know it's the age difference that draws these prolonged looks. I just feel so uncomfortable about this whole thing and wonder if I should continue with the relationship.

Why do people have to be so rude and stare continually?

I have attached a picture of Laurie.

Dear Abby

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    oh yeah (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (09.06.2003 10:59:37 PM EST)

    look at them boobs

    And finaly (0 replies)
    started by bigswifty
    (10.17.2001 3:40:04 PM EST)

    the dream is alive!!

    Large enough to provide shade for a small boy in summer!!

      

    WOW!!! (0 replies)
    started by doggystyle
    (10.16.2001 9:22:18 PM EST)

    That guy must really look old.

    how you like my doggystyle

    Finally (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (10.16.2001 9:28:30 AM EST)


    Finally a real picture of PK.

    Laurie??! (0 replies)
    started by misspk
    (10.16.2001 9:04:28 AM EST)

    Seaweedy, Don't you ever listen?! I said my name was....oh hell, nevermind! Close enough, "Laurie" works fine for me. :-)

    *wink,giggle,blush* The epitome of your every dream I seem to be, for intangible fantasy...TLC

    Dear Seaweedy (0 replies)
    started by roostercogburn
    (10.16.2001 8:51:49 AM EST)

    have you tried dyeing your hair? Maybe a face lift is in order. I certainly understand why people would stare since she looks so young. Don't worry about it Seaweedy, people are gonna stare no matter what.

    P.S. Rooster Cogburn wants to know where you live.

    Gotta love them... (0 replies)
    started by obiwan
    (10.16.2001 4:38:28 AM EST)

    portable pillows!

    ~Obiwan~

    Uh....... (2 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (10.16.2001 4:34:48 AM EST)

    When it comes to cup sizes, what do you call them after you surpass ZZZ?

    So, PK, how do you "stack up" against this dame? ;^)

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    Livin' Large with Laurie (0 replies)  
    started by nakedcanuck
    (10.16.2001 0:39:24 AM EST)


    I can't wait to be in my 50's!

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