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G.D. it, get a room!
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started by
proverbialchump
(10.24.2001 10:16:42 PM EST)
The guy in the background is obviously awaiting his turn, and may I add, has his own preference of entry.
Hmmmm
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started by
teddiebare
(10.24.2001 11:29:26 AM EST)
How nice that the two love birds have a cheering section! **grin**
I'd call it a good time!
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started by
misspk
(10.24.2001 11:07:57 AM EST)
...or at least I'd call it time to join a Co-ed soccer team!
He may be a goalie....
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started by
willi
(10.24.2001 2:27:53 AM EST)
but this was one offensive thrust he failed to reject.
GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!
I'd call it....
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started by
sweetiepeach
(10.24.2001 2:14:58 AM EST)
...from the pay phone down the street, cuz watching two guys do it just doesn't do it for me...LOL!
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Hmmmm
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bigswifty
(10.24.2001 1:00:21 AM EST)
I like the guy yelling cheering them on!! "Go doctor-Go doctor!"
Look, I've played organized sports all my life, it used to be whatever you did OFF the field was your own business.
I have never seen anybody getting their "oil checked" on the field.
Thanks for the offer guys, I'll shower at home (ALONE)
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tjshere
(10.24.2001 0:34:14 AM EST)
I'd call it the Greek soccer team. And I'd stay far, far away from their games.
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