"I want it to be said that the Bush administration was a results-oriented administration, because I believe the results of focusing our attention and energy on teaching children to read and having an education system that's responsive to the child and to the parents, as opposed to mired in a system that refuses to change, will make America what we want it to be - a literate country and a hopefuller country." - Washington, D.C., Jan. 11, 2001
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#71 There is a town called "Big Ugly" in West Virginia.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
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Q. What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand? A. Quatro sinko.
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I agree with TJ
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sted5
(11.10.2001 4:00:44 AM EST)
I bet they are fucking UGLY!!!
Alright!!
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started by
wizard4747
(11.08.2001 9:02:37 PM EST)
Ain't nothing like getting sheet faced!!
Ya know.......
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started by
luvly1
(11.08.2001 7:43:29 PM EST)
I used to feel sorry for them. Like they didn't have a choice! That's BS!....They can try like anyone else!....Just pull yourself up by the bootstraps....and let it rip!
Thats cheap...
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started by
proverbialchump
(11.08.2001 7:08:59 AM EST)
Only 2 camels for the one in the drab green. Very sexy mesh on that babe.
Let's Make A Deal!
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started by
willi
(11.08.2001 4:05:35 AM EST)
you can have $25 cash or what is behind curtain no. 1 thru 10., or for that matter, you can have what is behind curtains 1 thru 10 for $25?
Wow!
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started by
tjshere
(11.08.2001 3:49:46 AM EST)
If they bag their own heads, they must REALLY be ugly!
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