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#42 Frogs cannot swallow with their eyes open.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, She put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist, they spelled out "boulevard!"
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Q: What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A: A speech impediment.
sorry buddy, but I still....
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started by
willi
(10.08.2001 7:19:48 PM EST)
can't get you in the picture. Can you get a little bit closer to the docking mast, please?
This isn't the WTC guy. It's his Grandfather. How gullible are you people?
I'm afraid I'm in trouble.
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started by
teddiebare
(10.08.2001 10:52:06 AM EST)
I've seen this gentleman lurking around my home. I get a strange sense of foreboding. **grin**
He travels light
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started by
tjshere
(10.08.2001 10:22:45 AM EST)
Those clothes must really reek by now.
They have awakened a sleeping giant. Vengeance will be ours!
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