"And when we find children trapped in schools which will not teach and will not change, as a society we must demand something better, because there is no second-rate children in America." Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "Remarks by the President at Chris Chocola for Congress, and Indiana Victory 2002 Finance Dinner," Sept. 5, 2002
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"Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country." — Steven Wright, Comedian
Snapple Facts
#200 The first country to use postcards was Austria.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly she can turn Madusa to stone.
One Liners
Q: What's the difference between sin and shame? A: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.
Slow Death
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started by
garibaldi
(10.18.2001 10:21:15 AM EST)
Can't get ya quick, he'll go to work on your arteries....Thank you, come again!
Incompetent fool!
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started by
misspk
(10.18.2001 8:15:22 AM EST)
What do you mean you broke the slurpee machine? I think you need to back to driving Taxi's! (Eh, sorry about the stereotypes! *grimace*)
Won't sell beer to minors, but will hand them a gun - go figure.
*wink,giggle,blush*
Haha
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started by
tjshere
(10.18.2001 5:56:32 AM EST)
I expect Homer Simpson to walk in any minute.
They have awakened a sleeping giant. Vengeance will be ours!
The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
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