"But I also made it clear to (Vladimir Putin) that it's important to think beyond the old days of when we had the concept that if we blew each other up, the world would be safe." -George W. Bush, May 1, 2001
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Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
One Liners
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
He's kinda dumb
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started by
tjshere
(11.10.2001 11:55:03 AM EST)
He thinks he's going places but he will wind up getting dumped.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
So is he trying .....
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started by
luvly1
(11.10.2001 9:10:17 AM EST)
to be Prince Edward?....LOL! Am I the only one who remebers that story?
How Ironic...
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started by
misterlover
(11.10.2001 8:13:58 AM EST)
I'm betting with a costume like this, that is the LAST place he'll spend any time.
That might cause some 'Toxic Shock' in his household.
Who da man dat love to make you moist and wet? Who da man dat love to make you moan and sweat? Who da man dat love to make you scream out "YES!"?
He's smiling...
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started by
sweetiepeach
(11.10.2001 1:23:26 AM EST)
...cuz he knows where he's goin'...:)
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