"I was a prisoner too, but for bad reasons." - To Argentine President Nestor Kirchner, on being told that all but one of the Argentine delegates to a summit meeting were imprisoned during the military dictatorship, Monterrey, Mexico, Jan. 13, 2004
Random Quote
"Homosexuality is God's way of insuring that the truly gifted aren't burdened with children." — Sam Austin
Snapple Facts
#38 Fish cough.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, She left the house in high heels and when she came back, she had on flip flops!
One Liners
Q. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? A. Doughnuts.
Today is not your day.
Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
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Love the country, live to pee outside!
~Obiwan~
