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They Grow On Trees?

By: RachelBabylonPublished: 11/22/2001
 
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I had no idea.

They Grow On Trees?

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    Wow what a 'woody'!! (0 replies)
    started by misspk
    (11.24.2001 10:00:17 AM EST)

    Now to shimmy up that tree and get me some yummy, sticky syrup!

    *wink,giggle,blush* The epitome of your every dream I seem to be, for intangible fantasy...

    Highly tender vegetation! (0 replies)
    started by luvly1
    (11.22.2001 10:21:52 PM EST)

    Protect well in frost!...:)!!!!

    Looks like softwood (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (11.22.2001 11:35:13 AM EST)

    But turns to hardwood in the presence of pussy willows. These logs will also fit nicely into your fire pit.

    Yet another fine submission, Rachel, thanks. How about coming out to play with us once in a while?

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    This tree has something to say (0 replies)
    started by nakedcanuck
    (11.22.2001 2:14:36 AM EST)


    Can't you see it's trying to point something out?

    The Naked Canuck
    Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
    A peckerwood tree (0 replies)
    started by juniorsimms
    (11.22.2001 2:07:37 AM EST)

    heard of them but never seen one

    What is Osama Bin Laden's ideal weight?

    3 pounds including the urn

    Hang on ladies (1 reply)
    started by marvin
    (11.22.2001 2:06:54 AM EST)

    just wait till the sap rises !

    (Tends to be early in the morning)

    Sure they do! (1 reply)
    started by sweetiepeach
    (11.22.2001 1:33:17 AM EST)

    I have a back yard full of them...:)

    Can I relieve that stress for you, Honey?! ~SweetiePeach~ ~a.k.a. Scary Fairy~

    Is that a (0 replies)
    started by bear220
    (11.22.2001 0:27:40 AM EST)

    penial plant?

    If it feels good....do it!!!!

    Looks like a banner crop.... (0 replies)  
    started by willi
    (11.22.2001 0:14:45 AM EST)

    this year.

    I'm a lot like this tree. I too have a huge banana and the ladies don't need a ladder to enjoy my fruit. As a matter of fact, they enjoy it most from their knees!

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