"Well, it's an unimaginable honor to be the president during the Fourth of July of this country. It means what these words say, for starters. The great inalienable rights of our country. We're blessed with such values in America. And I--it's--I'm a proud man to be the nation based upon such wonderful values."--Visiting the Jefferson Memorial, Washington, D.C., July 2, 2001
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#120 The only continent without native reptiles or snakes is Antarctica.
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is so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
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Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? A: Are you sure it's mine?
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Hahahahaha!
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kweenbee
(11.28.2001 6:53:08 PM EST)
Good one Rooster. LMAO@Marvin and Roger. Must not be chili night.
Love the country, live to pee outside!
Sam the butcher of the Brady Bunch.........
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willi
(11.28.2001 2:14:37 PM EST)
used the same catch phrase as this establishment, but Alice the housekeeper knew better. Not only could she beat his meat, Old Sam would make his own gravy on top of it!
I would
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marvin
(11.28.2001 3:12:08 AM EST)
but only if they sell fresh chickens ;-)
Bwaaaa Haaaa Haaaa
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bigswifty
(11.28.2001 1:42:28 AM EST)
Where's my remote and a bag of Cheetos?
I beat my fish once, but it died, so now I'll stick to my meat!
Hey Roger....
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sweetiepeach
(11.28.2001 1:35:22 AM EST)
...Need some help with that...;) I am a vegetarian...I have no meat to beat...LOL!
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~a.k.a. Scary Fairy~
Don't want to beat their meat
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roger
(11.28.2001 1:31:04 AM EST)
have enough problems beating my own. Which I'm doing right now cause I think I'm first.
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Love the country, live to pee outside!
~SweetiePeach~
~a.k.a. Scary Fairy~
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