"I think it's important for those of us in a position of responsibility to be firm in sharing our experiences, to understand that the babies out of wedlock is a very difficult chore for mom and baby alike...I believe weought to say there is a different alternative than the culture that is proposed by people like Miss Wolf in society...And, you know, hopefully, condoms will work, but it hasn't worked."-Meet the Press, Nov. 21, 1999
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#114 The oldest known animal was a tortoise and lived to be 152 years old.
Yo Mama ...
is so ugly doctors hire her to stand outside their offices to make people sick.
One Liners
Q: How do you know when you're REALLY ugly? A: Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed.
Damn!
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started by
tjshere
(12.09.2001 1:20:32 PM EST)
I wish I could trim my hedges that neatly. However, I would never so humiliate any creature with teeth larger and sharper than mine. A jury would never convict the dog for such an attack.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
I think she's wearing cute shoes
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started by
bigswifty
(12.09.2001 10:48:18 AM EST)
and she has nice legs, not runners legs, but nice...she's probably not much of an athlete but you ought to see her box!
Usually dogs give Unconditional Love, but I'll bet the dog can't wait to get home and piss on that expensive Persian Rug in the Drawing Room. It's a good thing this bitch doesn't have any children.
Mrs. Rubiks Dog ?
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started by
marvin
(12.09.2001 4:53:41 AM EST)
Now which end do I twist first ?
This is what...
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started by
sweetiepeach
(12.09.2001 0:31:46 AM EST)
..you get from "Dog in a Box". The newest craze in pets...:)
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