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#202 The mouth of the Statue of Liberty is three feet wide.
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A gift from France
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roostercogburn
(12.06.2001 7:53:11 AM EST)
Who would have ever thought what they had hidden under there.
Lady Liberty shouldn't taunt just yet,
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started by
willi
(12.04.2001 1:44:39 PM EST)
Bin Laden is still on the loose. He's more likely to ram a jetliner up her exposed ass than to kiss it.
Won't work
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started by
tjshere
(12.04.2001 5:43:25 AM EST)
The only asses Osuckma kisses are donkeys.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
Yeah I think it's a fake but
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started by
obiwan
(12.04.2001 4:26:10 AM EST)
hey I'm pretty sure it would attract more tourists if it were like that!
~Obiwan~
What a sight !
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started by
marvin
(12.04.2001 2:53:45 AM EST)
for anyone trying to sneak into the country by the back door ;-)
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