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Traffic Congestion

By: robnoxiousPublished: 03/18/2002
 
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    who did it (0 replies)
    started by acidinterval
    (03.20.2002 12:46:56 PM EST)

    Yeah he got creamed by the guy on his laptop, or maybe it was the girl putting on make-up, or maybe the old lady who can barely see over the wheel.... shall I go on?

    lol.. pk

    " Hard work MAY pay off in the future.... but LAZINESS pays off NOW!!! "

    Just the other day... (0 replies)
    started by proverbialchump
    (03.18.2002 5:47:42 PM EST)

    I seen a "Woman" eating a bowl of cereal while driving. Scary!

    Sounds Kinky! (1 reply)
    started by misspk
    (03.18.2002 8:42:27 AM EST)

    Some asshole got creamed!!Uh...nevermind.

    *wink,giggle,blush* The epitome of your every dream I seem to be, for intangible fantasy...

    Hey TJ (3 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (03.18.2002 6:51:11 AM EST)

    Don't forget the idiot who is trying to light a cigarette and dropped it.

    Did I just call myself an idiot?

    The answer is simple (0 replies)
    started by malcom
    (03.18.2002 6:33:32 AM EST)

    Shut up and drive.

    Yeah (4 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (03.18.2002 3:10:47 AM EST)

    The asshole got creamed by some dame who was putting on her make-up. Then a student reading up on some noted plowed into both of them.

    Personally, I sport a headset. I'll bet I look real cute, too. Hahahahaha!

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    and the call was about ? (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (03.18.2002 2:35:21 AM EST)

    "Yes dear, I'll pick up some milk on the way home, shouldn't be too long now the freeway is clear ...."

    Serves the asshole right (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (03.18.2002 0:35:19 AM EST)

    I bet this isn't New York.. haha


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