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Reserved Parking

By: seaweedyPublished: 05/15/2002
 
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You'd think the March of Dimes would be a little more politically correct about what they call people.

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    Midgets are (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (05.17.2002 7:29:00 PM EST)

    Actually great folks. Had some for next door neighbors once.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    darrrrr (0 replies)
    started by suicideking
    (05.16.2002 5:12:07 PM EST)

    heh those parents didn't want kids. guess that's one way to guarantee your child gets beat up every single day of their life


    §Üî©ìÐéK‡ñG
    Killers are silent

    Whats the difference between: (0 replies)
    started by bigswifty
    (05.15.2002 9:26:03 AM EST)

    A group of women joggers and a group of female midgetts?

    One group is a pack of cunning little runts...and the other is...

    What are gay midgetts? (0 replies)
    started by roostercogburn
    (05.15.2002 8:27:03 AM EST)


    Little sawed off cocksuckers about yay high.

    Well..... (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (05.15.2002 4:58:42 AM EST)

    At least a gay midget would be just about the right height.

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    Dont you just love (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (05.15.2002 4:38:13 AM EST)

    parents who put a lot of thought into the name they call their child ?

    should it say? (0 replies)
    started by acidinterval
    (05.15.2002 2:17:15 AM EST)

    Reserved for
    Sexually Challenged
    Little People ?

    I take that back, the diganose Gay people as having "sexual disorders"

    And midigets are basicly RUNTS!!

    No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap.

    Parking for a dime? (1 reply)
    started by nakedcanuck
    (05.15.2002 1:00:59 AM EST)


    I'd march too, for parking that cheap.

    The Naked Canuck
    Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
    You know something else... (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (05.15.2002 0:30:20 AM EST)


    I've always wondered about Jerry's Kids.



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