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#53 The average women consumes 6lbs of lipstick in her lifetime.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...
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A man wearing Saran Wrap clothing visits a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist says, "I can clearly see your nuts."
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I am a
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bigjohn2
(06.10.2002 11:18:18 PM EST)
part time dentist and I allways work on my female patients just like that...lmfao good one
Hahaha
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harrymonkbubble
(06.10.2002 4:26:48 PM EST)
Why is this guys weenie attached chest high?
Marvin and Roger Suck Goats
yay
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suicideking
(06.10.2002 3:45:40 PM EST)
while they pull your teeth out one by one like that crazy dentist from the movie "The Dentist", they also sodomize you and call you derogatory names
Now that's ...
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started by
luvly1
(06.10.2002 1:17:27 AM EST)
getting your moneys worth!!!!!
Great post Seaweedy!
A 5 from me!
OPEN WIDE
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roger
(06.10.2002 0:19:01 AM EST)
You're gonna feel a little pressure....
hahahaha
Just protecting my sheep
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