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Yo Mama ...
so stupid she cooked her own complimentary breakfast.
One Liners
Q: What do you call a virgin on a waterbed? A: A cherry float.
so if u'd rather she didn't
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garibaldi
(07.02.2002 3:17:14 AM EST)
hyphenate, u'd rather she just had a weinie? Guessing "amy mawhinney" would have to learn that whole aiming thing....
Hyphenate ?
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started by
marvin
(07.02.2002 2:55:58 AM EST)
Is that like fast heavy breathing ? LOL
As i was thinkin..
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started by
acidinterval
(07.02.2002 1:21:29 AM EST)
the really need to becareful what they name thier offspring.
Hi....
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started by
sweetiepeach
(07.02.2002 1:07:10 AM EST)
"I'm Dick...Dick Mawhinney...this is my fiance, Sheila...Sheila Chew. If Sheila Chew I won't need anyone to Dick Mawhinney." LMAO@possible son...Polk Mawhinney...:)
LMAO!
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started by
tjshere
(07.02.2002 1:02:24 AM EST)
Suck, dammit! Chew is just a figure of speech.
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