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Morning Breath

By: VirtualJulPublished: 06/12/2002
 
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This kid is going to have some crazy morning breath.

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    69 (0 replies)
    started by michaelcarl
    (06.17.2002 7:46:56 AM EST)

    Now I know where the term K-9 came from. They say we'll swallow 11 spider's in our life time, but how many time's is this going to happen?

    Jul (0 replies)
    started by harrymonkbubble
    (06.12.2002 4:28:12 PM EST)

    Most of the posts at Goofball make me laugh but once in a while there's a post that really makes me howl. This is one of them.

    Excellent.

    Marvin and Roger Suck Goats

    Kind of sick... (0 replies)
    started by misspk
    (06.12.2002 3:51:51 PM EST)

    Brings a whole new meaning to "petting your dog" *groan*

    His breath will definately smell like sh*t, that's for sure.

    *wink,giggle,blush* The epitome of your every dream I seem to be, for intangible fantasy...

    Hahahahahaha (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (06.12.2002 3:17:15 PM EST)

    LMAO@Roger

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    Poor kid. (0 replies)
    started by proverbialchump
    (06.12.2002 6:24:21 AM EST)

    He will be looking for a can of ass don't smell, when he wakes up.

    Brings a whole new meaning (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (06.12.2002 4:37:48 AM EST)

    to "I love my dog"

    oh god! (0 replies)
    started by obiwan
    (06.12.2002 2:18:21 AM EST)

    I hope it is not a bitch on her period!

    ~Obiwan~

    Now you just know (1 reply)
    started by roger
    (06.12.2002 0:45:47 AM EST)


    that sometime during the night that dog is gonna fart, the kid's jaws will puff out and he'll probably swallow the air. The next morning at breakfast he's gonna burp and Mom is gonna pass out. Meanwhile the dog is licking his nuts, he recognizes his own odor and starts licking the kid in the mouth.

    hahahahaha


    Just protecting my sheep

    that looks sexy (0 replies)  
    started by suicideking
    (06.12.2002 0:43:19 AM EST)

    holy hot diggity damn, that dog's ass does taste like ham! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


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