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michaelcarl
(06.17.2002 7:46:56 AM EST)
Now I know where the term K-9 came from. They say we'll swallow 11 spider's in our life time, but how many time's is this going to happen?
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harrymonkbubble
(06.12.2002 4:28:12 PM EST)
Most of the posts at Goofball make me laugh but once in a while there's a post that really makes me howl. This is one of them.
Excellent.
Marvin and Roger Suck Goats
Kind of sick...
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misspk
(06.12.2002 3:51:51 PM EST)
Brings a whole new meaning to "petting your dog" *groan*
His breath will definately smell like sh*t, that's for sure.
that sometime during the night that dog is gonna fart, the kid's jaws will puff out and he'll probably swallow the air. The next morning at breakfast he's gonna burp and Mom is gonna pass out. Meanwhile the dog is licking his nuts, he recognizes his own odor and starts licking the kid in the mouth.
hahahahaha
Just protecting my sheep
that looks sexy
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suicideking
(06.12.2002 0:43:19 AM EST)
holy hot diggity damn, that dog's ass does taste like ham! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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