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I'll be darned
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started by
tjshere
(07.20.2002 12:36:06 PM EST)
Someone figured out a way to make cats even more worthless. And they said it couldn't be done.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
seen it before...
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started by
ito
(07.20.2002 9:45:15 AM EST)
repost...old stuff...
Economy-Fried Cat
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started by
marvin
(07.20.2002 3:25:07 AM EST)
1 cat, any size
1 small length of copper wire
1 electrical outlet
Go to the fuse box. Turn off the current to the house. Attach wire to cat's legs. Insert other end of the wire into electrical socket. Restore power to the outlets. Cat is finished when it stops flopping around. Serve with potato salad.
That would be enough to feed me for a week. Does it come with a recipe?
Just protecting my sheep
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