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Q: What do you call a handcuffed man? A: Trustworthy.
Drool
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started by
marvin
(10.07.2002 4:06:19 AM EST)
Mmmmmmmmm chocolate !
Damn I miss it !
I suppose.....
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started by
tjshere
(10.07.2002 3:26:05 AM EST)
They're trying to mellow out the flavor.
I'm trying to look at things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass.
LMAO
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started by
roger
(10.07.2002 1:04:59 AM EST)
so what happens when someone eats the M&Ms?
Just protecting my sheep
Whoa dude,
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started by
willi
(10.07.2002 0:23:47 AM EST)
if it's all the same to you, I'll melt in this chair and not in your mouth or hand.
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