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Your Lucky Day

By: seaweedyPublished: 11/24/2002
 
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If you can read this, it's your lucky day.

Your Lucky Day

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    lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (01.13.2003 9:23:07 PM EST)

    lucky....

    Doesnt that... (0 replies)
    started by proverbialchump
    (11.25.2002 7:53:17 AM EST)

    just chap your ass, when your forgot your reading specs. Come closer so I can read that.

    Just (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (11.24.2002 8:02:10 AM EST)

    call me Lucky

    Do you feel lucky, punk? (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (11.24.2002 0:50:25 AM EST)

    I'm not sure how lucky it would be. She's looks like she's ready to fast-draw a 6-gun and blow your head clean off.

    Funny pic, Weed. Keep it up..... so to speak.

    My schween is small but my tongue is mighty!
    pretty snazzy, huh?

    my lucky day (0 replies)
    started by suicideking
    (11.24.2002 0:24:25 AM EST)

    does that mean I'm going to die?


    §Üî©ìÐéK‡ñG
    Killers are silent

    I can read it (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (11.24.2002 0:20:55 AM EST)

    I can read her mouseover too.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    Help! (0 replies)
    started by willi
    (11.24.2002 0:16:15 AM EST)

    I can't find my reading glasses. That's just my luck.

    What does it say? (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (11.24.2002 0:10:42 AM EST)


    I can't read it.

    hahahahahaha

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