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"I'm going to send the injured reserve players out for the toss next time." — Mike McCormack, coach of the hapless Baltimore Colts after the team's co-captain, offensive guard Robert Pratt, pulled a hamstring running onto the field for the coin toss against St. Louis (1981)
Snapple Facts
#87 A mile on the ocean and a mile on land are not the same distance.
Yo Mama ...
is so stupid she hears it's chilly outside is so she gets a bowl
One Liners
Q: Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day. What do single guys have? A: Palm Sunday
It looks like
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started by
thegrandpatron
(12.03.2002 6:03:08 PM EST)
She could suck the Balls of a Brass Monkey.
What the hell?
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started by
willi
(12.03.2002 12:13:25 PM EST)
Hey, that looks like my girlfriend. She better not come home because her ass is brass!
Uhhh
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started by
kweenbee
(12.03.2002 0:35:18 AM EST)
Okay
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Love the country, live to pee outside!
