"And I know something about being a government. And you've got a good one." Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "Remarks by the President at Arkansas Welcome, Northwest Arkansas Regional Airport," Nov. 4, 2002
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"I got a dog and named him 'Stay'. Now, I go 'Come here, Stay!' After awhile, the dog went insane and wouldn't move at all." — Steven Wright, Comedian
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#195 Eleven of the fifty states are named after and actual person.
Yo Mama ...
so stupid she called the cocaine hot line to order some.
One Liners
Q: What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth? A: 1 US leader
A man in Frederick, Maryland bought a coin operated car-wash system, and he soon realized he was losing significant amounts of money from his coin machines each week. He accused the employees of the people he bought the system from ... he thought they had a key to the cash boxes and were stealing from them. A surveillance camera was set up, and they caught the thief in the act! Now take a look at the pictures.
first it's a squirrel in England
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suicideking
(11.10.2002 1:48:14 PM EST)
terrorizing a town and biting children and attacking people at random (it got shot though), and now it's criminal birds. it's only a matter of time before they all start working together to take over the WORLDDDDDD
So......
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tjshere
(11.10.2002 11:13:43 AM EST)
When the owner bitched, the company he bought it from gave him the bird.
Hahaha, this is a great story, seaweedy. Thanks, and 5 big ones here.
Drugs
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roger
(11.10.2002 2:19:12 AM EST)
What a bird won't do for that nose candy
Ahh, the free enterprise system.
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started by
willi
(11.10.2002 0:36:45 AM EST)
Through a little hard work and ingenuity, this starling was able to amass himself quite the little nest egg.
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